For my 8th birthday, my mom decorated the house for a full on party.. food, cake, streamers, games, the whole nine yards. My little 8-year-old heart was broken, however, when only 1 out of the 10 girls I invited showed up. It was on that day that I learned that bitches ain’t nothin but hoes and tricks.

We abandoned ship and Momz took me and my one friend (who is still my friend) to the Discovery Museum in downtown San Jose. It was also on this day that I learned that the only people that got your back will reveal themselves on days like this.